En un avión, iniciado el vuelo, una señora oprime insistentemente el timbre para llamar a la azafata:
-¿Cuál es el problema, señora.? - Pregunta la azafata.
-¿Es que no lo ve? - Responde la dama.
- Me colocaron junto a un sucio indígena. No soporto estar al lado de uno de estos seres repugnantes. ¿No tiene otro asiento?
-Por favor, cálmese… -dice la azafata- Casi todos los asientos están ocupados. Pero, voy a ver si hay un lugar disponible.
La azafata se aleja y vuelve de nuevo algunos minutos más tarde:
-Señora, como yo pensaba, ya no hay ningún lugar libre en la clase económica. Hablé con el comandante y me confirmó que no hay más sitios disponibles en la clase económica. No obstante, tenemos aún un lugar en primera clase.
Antes de que la dama pudiera hacer el menor comentario, la azafata sigue:
-Es del todo inusual permitir a una persona de la clase económica sentarse en primera clase. Pero, dadas las circunstancias, el comandante encuentra que sería escandaloso obligar a alguien a sentarse junto a una persona tan repugnante.
Todos los pasajeros alrededor, observaban la escena, indignados.
Entonces, la azafata, dirigiéndose al indígena, le dice:
-Si el señor lo desea, tome su equipaje de mano, ya que un asiento en primera clase le espera.
Y los pasajeros, que sorprendidos presenciaban la escena, se levantaron y aplaudieron...
............ english version:
A scene also took place on a BA (British Airway) flight between Johannesburg and London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.
"Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it than?" She responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class.
I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is one seat in the business class. All the same, we also have one seat in the first class."
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is unusual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting."
She then turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class."
At the moment, the other passengers who where shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.
Saturday, February 07, 2009
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